Welcome to my all new page. It's all new in that I went to the library and found out how to make better pages, so it may change periodically as I get farther along in the book.

All the features are still here, including the ugly pictures of me that NOBODY has voted on. For the record and all my friends and relatives out there, I don't consider myself an ugly person. I just happen to have a lot of ugly pictures of myself, that's all.

The humor column has not been updated recently, but I assure you I'm working on a new one. It's just that the creative juices aren't sloshing like they used to.