ALL ABOUT DOROTHY THE COW

Musings:

A sense of humour can help you overlook the unattractive,

tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected and

smile through the unbearable.

 

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  All I Need To Know About Life

    I Learned From A Cow

 

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.


Don't cry over spilled milk.



When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol
and no taste!

The grass is greener
on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek

and mooo-ve on.



Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!



It's better to be seen and not herd.


 

Honor thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.


Never take any bull from anybody.

 Always let them know who's bossy!




Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.



Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.

 

Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS,
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS! 4 you

Let's see now, in my life there was:  Daisy,  Betsy,  Blacky and others,

with out whom I would not be sitting here with strong bones!

  Thank you GIRLS !!  vic

 

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